pochowek:

This is it. ive had enough. its my turn to make fun of languages now.

rydenarmani:

t8r-thot:

Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

what a deal for the drama

realitytvgifs:

queen

thenamesjavii:

When you find out your mom is a furry

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

mechalesbian:

other people (cowards): but if we replace parts of our bodies with machines, are we really still…human?

me (woke, courageous): hey check out this sick ass laser pointer i just got installed in my pinky finger. drives cats fucking nuts.

woodmeat:

the-pesci-mode:

woodmeat:

If you slapped a niggas nuts hard enough for him to earl, y’all was doing some OTHER shit

Gotta beat eggs to bake a cake

You have 10 seconds to delete this

13mo:

*running down foggy street dodging monsters personified of my sins* aaaaa lol